africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

anyone sympathizing with jodi arias

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off